Mason

Also known as May May, this is a big lad who's pretty nice until you get to know him. He loves wood, cooking, hockey, and alternating between being chill and being an ass. He also says "eh" a lot and subconciously repeats everything he says in a whisper.

There goes Mason, whisper repeating everything he says again.

by Shmeemv April 29, 2021

Mason Levy

Pretentious, narcissistic, sanctamonious, self-righteous. A "Mason Levy" is someone who thinks he/she/them is hot shit but is nothing more than a cold fart. A "Mason Levy" is also known for praising his/her/them own work, personality, and/or persona whilst being unaware of how shit it actually is.

Joe: Dude I'm such a great actor, singer and student. I am so talented regardless of having grown up with the mental illness of ADHD.
Tim: You're such a fucking Mason Levy.

by CollegeIntellectual September 30, 2021

Mason

Says skadad alot

*Mason galloping shouting “skadad! Skadad!” Clapping his hands together like a seal.

by User012947739 February 7, 2023

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

A Mason

Someone who builds things up only to knock them down at a later time.

After Toby put down the girl he was talking to, I was ready to knock that Mason clean out.

My son always destroys his lego, he's going to be a Mason real soon.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016