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by Millers1995 August 9, 2024
Get the Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdownmug. The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-matemug. The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
Get the Relay-Matemug. by cleverface August 25, 2011
Get the Matefulmug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. If your father does not provide any monetary assistance for a very long time. Your father might be also interested in woodz and piggery.
by woodzlover February 20, 2023
Get the matemug. practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
Get the table matingmug.