17th March

The 17th of March is traditionally known as fuck a friend day. On this day, 2 people who are normally friends put everything aside for the night to have sex.

Guy: Today’s the 17th March, can we fuck?
Girl: Just for today, because it’s fuck a friend day.

by Hammer40k March 16, 2021

March 24

the baddest bitches were born on this day. appreciate them.

girl: what’s today?
girl: march 24.
girl: omg

girl: ikr it’s __ birthday

girl: __ is a bad bitch

by harrystylesistheloveofmylife March 20, 2022

March 29th

March 29th is the national give-a-girl-your-hoodie day

B: Here! Take my hoodie and wear it
G: Sure, but why?
B: It’s march 29th!

by lilcookieeater69 March 28, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is such a cool date and such a cool month they need more appreciation lol😂

My bday is March 29th

by Jobby muncher March 20, 2021

March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

23 march

Day that a bitch was born

Nobody

bitch hey
23 march thanks

by thatkiddothatlikesu April 5, 2022

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born. Point blank.

Kim:"he's so baddest I'm jealous"
Ken:"yeah I know he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 23, 2021