muktard

a retarted eskimo, or other alaskan native

shut up you muktard, go and drink some more listerine

by shavo September 2, 2004

El Mustardo

Beware El Mustardo, the father of Cabbaggio. He looks like a steriotypical mexican with a large mustache and sombrero that has mustard bottles for hands.

Ph33r teh mustard!!!!111111111one@!11

by MadDogV2 October 24, 2004

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

Mustardbate

When you're fishing and you use mustard as bait to catch the fish.

"yesterday on free fishing day, I decided to mustardbate instead of master baiting (using worms)."

by Pacman's Little Bitch June 21, 2018

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

mustarbating

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.

After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.

by Julian Ray October 13, 2013

mustark

Smart, handsome lad. Will treat you right

Wow Mustark is such a gentleman

by TheOriginalGangsterFromEndz January 31, 2018