Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.

"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."

Mellow Mushroom by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017

cream of mushroom stamp 

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

cream of mushroom stamp by treborekim January 30, 2007

electronic mushroom stamp 

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

electronic mushroom stamp by Brosanne February 26, 2011

purple headed mushroom tattoo 

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

purple headed mushroom tattoo by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp 

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp by Auz March 5, 2008