is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work
by unkown696969 December 6, 2022

Logan miller is a 120-year-old man who is married to his own dog that is 263 in human age their last name is miller they had 7 children together but they all sadly passed because Rena farted
Logan miller is a 120-year-old man who is married to his own dog that is 263 in human age their last name is miller they had 7 children together but they all sadly passed because Rena farted
by indie is lookin real sussy September 14, 2022

by MilKwan October 8, 2018

A man whose penis is so small he's unable to masturbate in the usual manner stroking up and down the shaft, instead he uses one finger and rotates around the tiny head like a miller churning a tiny mill.
by PG1979 June 23, 2024

Person 1: “I feel so bad for Ezekiel! He didn’t deserve to go feral!
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)
by Ezekiel (TOTAL DRAMA) January 29, 2023

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)
by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.
by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014
