jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

by Big Red Robbie September 17, 2013

Alaskan Flesh-light

The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.

When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.

by Sweet_Daddy July 26, 2017

trip the light fantasstic

to dance, boogie, or otherwise get down

Hey babe, let's blow this popsicle stand and hit the club. There after we will trip the light fantasstic.

by SiriusLupin April 9, 2006

[Light Skin]

A black person whose skin is lighter then brown. The skin tone of a light skinned person varies and they can be along what is referred to as a "Red Bone", a "High Yella", or a more caramel complextion.

"Hey you see that Light Skin, red bone, boy over there? He's the one that threw the bean pie at you."

by Dat Red Bone Gal January 15, 2009

Fat enough to bend light

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

light

a lighter, matches, or a magnifying glass (when doing solars) used to light a cigar, cigarette, pipe, bowl, bong, binger, bubbler, joint, junt, blunt, or spliff

hey man can i get a light, i'm tryin'a burn one.

by marklloyddrosnes August 13, 2006

busch light

Beer that should only be consumed by red necks and college students. Very cheap and is known to be purchased in cases of thirty, aka dirty thirty.

We went to the fraternity party and there were numerous cases of Busch Light.

by Hell Rell August 19, 2006