life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

by succ a toe February 9, 2019

Life

A series of unanswerable questions.

Life

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by Helena-in-lovexoxo May 31, 2019

Life

Potato

Life is potato

by A decent author October 16, 2017

Life

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure.

Life is fucked up

by Trumpster April 28, 2017

life

something you don't have, because you spend it looking at this.

Person 1:Hey do you have a life
Person 2: i don't know

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Life

Something you don’t have

You don’t have one a life

by TheLegendaryDoDo May 21, 2018

life

Timeline from when you're born to your death, for people who wish to have one.

"Do you have a life?"
-"No, I don't need one because I have my computer."

by Solli Da Boy June 13, 2016