hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

by Malleable February 9, 2008

i just lost

Said when someone remembers the game, loses, and wants to take down any nearby players with them.

Linda: Can you actively try not to think about polar bears?
Rupert: What?
Linda: Like, actively try not to think of them?
Rupert: Oh damn, I just lost
Linda: Wha? Oh, arse, now I have too!

by multi-wall February 24, 2007

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

lobster claw

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

by markadillicus January 30, 2005

lost cause

a sick ass song by billie eilish that is talking ab her stupid ass ex

person a: “have you heard lost cause?”

persob b: “omg yes it’s so fucking good”

by me.bitch June 2, 2021

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

Lostaphile

Obsessive watcher and analyzer of ABC's television show, LOST.

"Did you see the Hanso foundation commercial at the end of yesterday's Lost?"
"You're such a Lostaphile."

by Kai er May 30, 2006