Sam Lawson

Sam lawson is a prick, he leads on girls and chats shit behind there back about how they are slags then try’s to get back with them.

Did you see what sam lawson said about that girl but now he’s trying to get back with her.

by i have chlamydia March 23, 2020

other-laws

classification of relationships that cannot be defined by traditional family titles or by in-law(s) -- relationships usually evolve through divorce, common-law marriage or couples who have children together but never marry

When Amy, the wife of Kate's ex-husband, wrote an article about Beth, Kate's current husband's ex-wife, some of their other-laws were confounded to realize that Amy and Beth's ships had not only passed; they had collided!

by Vivifier May 14, 2020

Cindy Lawson

A nag

Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

The Lapps

A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilk pyramid scheme.

The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*

Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*

by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020

Ricky Lawson

A charming, hansome man. Fully Gay, Says fabulous too much and twirls a lanyard at 300mph. Goes from a bitch to a sweetheart in 0.2 seconds. Loves family and crochet and engaged to Jay. Lover of Beyonce! And all of One direction. Apart from Liam Payne who he DOES NOT follow on twitter!! An all round amazing teacher of the drama and is very kind to the people he likes.

Is that a witch?
Yes and his name it Ricky Lawson!!

by Lanyard69 October 14, 2020