January 2nd 

January second is national compliment an elder day
If someone is over 60, tell them a compliment!

Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!

January 2nd by EddieBready December 17, 2021

January 4th 

National kiss your crush day

"oh today's January 4th, guess I have to kiss my crush"

January 4th by user7635 December 22, 2021

January 12 

Slap ur friend (its how to show love <3)

You: *Slaps*
Friend: why you slap me
You:its slap ur bestfriend day aka January 12
Friend: *Slaps*

January 12 by Jesstf January 12, 2022

January 27 

National grab cock day

Guy 1: Hey it's January 27

Guy 2: I've been waiting for this

January 27 by Bogsy January 14, 2022

January 26 

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,

Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.

January 26 by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022

January 19 

January 19 is the day that u hug yo white friend!!

O it’s January 19 let me go hug Timmy

January 19 by Idefk you stupid bitch January 18, 2022

January 11

The day a angel was born. He has amazing friends and a big massive cock. He also has people who envy him!

January 11 what a day to be born!

January 11 by Arandomguyisamongus January 20, 2022