Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018

Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.

Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.

by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018

Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.

She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.

by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.

Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”

by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019

Green jacket

A green jacket means giving someone a compliments that is so OVER the top that it literally coats them.

Person one: "You look so incredibly gorgeous today"

Person two: "Aww, thank you for that green jacket!"

Person one: "You are so very good at this game!"
Person one: "Here is your green jacket for today!"

by Notpunnyatall November 15, 2019