(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization
“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”
by TonyHaver August 28, 2020
Get the Tunnel Assmug. An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Bear's Assmug. In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!
by Matt Walker December 30, 2007
Get the Ass barfmug. A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.
by anus_ganus November 1, 2014
Get the crusty assmug. one who likes to yell as if they are tough but when someone gets serious back at them they become a pussy.
by wolf January 11, 2005
Get the bitch assmug. 
Get the ass-rappermug. v. to leave, be on your way.
by deluna June 30, 2006
Get the shake assmug.