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A slow, aggravated version of drowning.
That whore should die a slow painful life.
by Roberto Julio March 11, 2011
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If you wanna live life, go with the moment. Don't plan everything out, it will all play out in the end. Once you over plan, it's usually less appreciated then you expected. Don't make mistakes a regret, life goes on shit happens.
"Today was terrible!"
-"Yeah that's Life"
by EikciVYarrP. September 11, 2011
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by meowmeowkittycats September 29, 2011
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Life is like a video game with way too many people, who each speak a variety of different languages, and through this, naturally form groups in a massive struggle to fuck one another over...

Despite its clear definition in this day and age, most people have nothing to say...
Jim: Hows life?

Jack: Not bad, and you?
by Chillman101 October 1, 2011
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Simply, death, that is if you don't want to make it deep.
random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In short, being born to die. The long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'll just stick with the first one. ffs"
by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023
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Something that most people will end up Hating. Something that ends in death. Something that no one will remember you for, and even if they do, the whole world will be destroyed in 5 billion years.
Person 1: Hey, remember your great-great grandmother's name?

Person 2: Of course not, do you?

Person 1: No.

Me: SEE, NOT EVEN PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY WILL REMEMBER YOU!

Life: something completely meaningless.
by A Person Who Exist s October 23, 2019
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painful, funny, confusing, upsetting, rewarding, and maybe even meaningless.
Life sucks. I want to die.
You will, so might as well enjoy the ride.
by presauced January 14, 2022
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