Human

one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it

"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez

by anorphirith December 7, 2006

human centipede

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.

Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.

by ohhila May 22, 2012

Human

We will enslave and then bury you!

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!

by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004

human glue

cum

its so damn sticky, its human glue

by pville October 29, 2002

humangus

a word used to describe something when humongous just wont fit
usually has a sexual connotation

will : man look at that girls ass
nick : i know man its humangus

by will max July 29, 2006

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dementional binary scale onto regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded inbalace -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" is acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imblance, it would have to fail. So additional continuous highly sklled efforts to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are done in basically only two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok not to question, prove, or disprove and thus accept. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up ways are continuously done and the fool is fooled over and over.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive, hide, and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

Human Nature-Hood

The state of being chronically late for everything (practices, etc.) and not being able to change it.

This is human nature-hood!! You need to be able to get outta bed on time! You do this over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

by Jagbag!! October 7, 2010