howard

Southwestern Wisconsin term for someone who is full of themselves when it comes to physical fitness, usually is the biggest suck-up around their friends parents, girls, teachers, coaches, etc. Follows in the footsteps of the stereotypical Jewish person but doesn't have very good street smarts. This person is also addicted to pornography and may talk about sex quite often even though they aren't partaking in sexual activity themselves except for excessive masturbation.

As a kid in school is trying to flirt with the hottest girl by explaining how much weight he lifts another group of kids are explaining how much of a howard he is.

by coachskinny February 23, 2010

Howard

When an altruistic chap has blown his beans up his lady friend, but takes advantage of his last few seconds of penile hardness to generously give her a couple of extra pushes for good luck. A "little Xtra", named after bespectacled building society mouthpiece Howard off of the Halifax adverts. If the pushes are administered up the bird's dirtbox, it is called a Howard Brow, thus using the poor fellows full name for cheap comic effect.

Here comes the Howard! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG Who gives you Xtra!?

by Hali37 August 10, 2010

Howard

Howard

Person 1:Who is Howard?
Person 2:Howard deez nutz
Person 1:Brh
Person 2:Damn son
Person 3:Damn Daniel

by Damnulous D December 28, 2019

howard the duck

the greatest movie of all time directed by george lucas in 1986 a film that rivals morbius in its swagger

person 1"did you see howard the duck" person 2" yes its underrated and poggers"

by Linx lunx lingus bingus boingu June 13, 2022

Boy howdy

(n.) Nigger; Nigger; Nigger

Boy Howdy! You can't drink at this fountain!

by Jimmy Baste July 29, 2008

howardcheesemanfoot

an adjective used in describing unflattering shoes which make the foot look thin and elongated.

'My boots are such a howardcheesemanfoot'

by anonamous October 3, 2003

Hiway 2 Hell

The Defintion of all ownage, the best pker in #mage, owns all especially pure noobies who think they can ice burst me. Hiway 2 Hell will ko u while u pray and cause all of your downfall. HIWAY 2 HELL OWNS #MAGE, EVRY1 IN IT.

Wow, you 2-hit him, u just pulled a Hiway 2 Hell on his arss

by ejgiosgrgr September 26, 2006