Hoop Burn

The stinging pain associated with taint rash. Caused by the contstant rubbing of your inner thighs while walking or hiking in hot weather.

Oh man, I have the worst hoop burn right now. It was so f'ing hot and humid today, and we walked for like 8 miles. The inside of my thighs look like red gummy fish.

by moselyliver May 3, 2010

Twat hooks

The middle finger; the happy finger

See those Olsen twins? I had the pair of 'em sat on my twat hooks at the same time!

by Skell ov Radcliffe January 23, 2009

Luke Hooper

A gay fag who usually is blessed with a thick, hot, bangin mother. Luke will get roasted for literally anything he does or wears by his mates. Although he gets really high standardized test scores, no one cares.

Did you see Luke Hoopers mother? Yeah, she’s really hot.

by Isa Freeman March 29, 2020

Hoop

to Hoop something is to take in an excessive amount to furthur one's self being to a higher level.

"Quit Hooping the joint"

by Ambrose Hooper April 15, 2008

HOOP SOUP

Leakage from the arse ( HOOP )

If your having a particular sweaty day, and you havent wiped your arse properly, the mixture of sweat and poop mix together to form a thicker than water kind of run down the crack of your arse sweat - Hoop Soup

by kev BROWN July 31, 2007

hoopes

Used as a Noun (pronouced - hoop-s)

-A homo erotic fantasy involving 3 men and a basketball. One man puts the basket ball under his stomach and the other two men, are in front and behind him on their knees, the first man then rolls back and forth.

~also- see twinks playing basketball
Used as and Adj.

- A term to describe a socially awkward person who attempts to be funny by being loud.

1. Dude, I walked in on these total faggots , doing the Hoopes manuever in a locker room.

2. That drunk guy at the bar is such a hoopes, I wish he would leave.

by SpyderPig July 23, 2010

Hooks

From the origin of hookah. Created in sir killians garage.

Yo we smokin the hooks?

by Manasid December 10, 2010