harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

'hawking

To mohawk, the act of spiking hair into a mohawk.

Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.

by alk3ovation January 22, 2010

Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Heckin Blep

The strange yet alluring dance someone can do to the off beat sounds of the American horror story theme song.

Dude, look at Stephanie, she knows how to heckin blep better than anyone.

by Blepboi October 12, 2017

hacklin

Short hand for "hacking." Usually in reference to someone preforming suspiciously superior in a video game environment.

"Was that a 360 no scope through a wall?"
"Yeah, he's probably hacklin"

by leakemzitnok December 9, 2017

hackim

Someone who flaps to an unknown speed

I want to hackim all night long

by Flaplord December 19, 2017

Hawking

Massive

Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose

by Kjst January 24, 2018