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greatestjournal

A place where teenaged twats get together to write about how hard their lives are because their parents won't let them go to the Fall Out Boy concert.

Whereas livejournal is more commonly used for the community scene and actual writing talent, greatestjournal's sole purpose is to spawn new rating communities where insecure girls get reaffirmation by other insecure girls or get shot down and commit e-suicide or take their issues over to the communities: shitlist or howmuchyousuck.

When they are not applying for rating communities, they are roleplaying celebrities and making them all gay.

The site is 98% female. All of the males on the site are either gay or not really guys but girls roleplaying pretending to be "real" guys.
I totally wrote this super-hot Jake Gyllenhaal/Conor Oberst sex fest on greatestjournal last night.

I wonder how many icons I can make of some random ugly guy from some shitty post-hardcore band for my greatestjournal userpics.
by Lauren G-Unit July 30, 2006
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Grease derived from geese..
That spread like goose grease all over the land.
by Melissa May 13, 2005
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greaterest

The best ever. Someone who's greater than great.
sean cartel: Ur great
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Toria: ur greaterest
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Grease

Difficulty, a hard time. If someone is giving you grease, they are making things unpleasant and difficult for you.
If they give you any grease about it, just tell them to come and see me.
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Hubba Greased

Gettting extremely beaten or owned.
Dang son! You just got Hubba greased! Deet!
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Cakin' Greatest Hits

When a person does something so gay, it instantly goes into the vault of Cakin' stuff that this person has done in the past that was so Cakin' they are now the stuff of legend
Last night Joe was so drunk, that he passed out on my couch and peed in his sleep. It was cakin' greatest hits; i was so pissed!
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Greaser

A greased up bacon-dick.
Harold: Hey Barbara, where did all that acne come from?
Barbara: My boyfriend slapped me in the face with his greaser.

Harold: Oh
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