goober

A racial slur for african americans, otherwise known as niggers.

That goober raped my wife.

by Ottoo15 June 10, 2011

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004

goober

booger with the b being switched with the g

a nerdy elf who dances happily constantly.

The goober was pissing me off because he wouldn't stop doing the Carlton dance.

by J Wiggle Jiggle January 4, 2009

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008