Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.

Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."

by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025

Glazing

A word used by middle school boys when they can’t take others complimenting each other

Nice person: you’re so pretty
Some annoying ass bitch: the glazing is insane

by kim is October 27, 2023

Glaze

Someone's sudden, unprovoked, and often undeserving expression of adoration or praise of a person, place or thing. "Glazing" is often perpetrated by individuals who are big fans of someone or something. The "glaze" is usually called out by a witness. Glazing is wordplay based on the fluids present on a male's genitalia after engaging in intercourse. Glazing is similar to the expression of "Meat-riding". It implies that the individual "glazing" is giving themselves to the subject in a way that is not self-respecting.

*Basketball game in action*

Player makes a well executed but mostly normal layup
Commentator 1: "He is the best player I think we've ever seen on this court.. He's not like the rest"
Commentator 2: "Glaze! Be serious, he has 13 points so far and there are way better players. Besides that was nothing special."

by roguebud1 March 15, 2025

glazed nigga

a highly classed black person with very shiny knees

look at the NBA player he's definitely a glazed nigga you can tell by the knees

by imdatperson November 8, 2023

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

Glaze

Cumming on the outside of a girls vagina

“I love when you glaze my pussy”

“Yeah I glazed all over that girls vagina”

by caseyyxxx July 23, 2023

Glazed Klurflufferton

Male ejaculation atop one feces.

After seeing your mother, I could not help but provide her with a glazed klurflufferton.
That

by SCHOFIELD33 January 12, 2022