Guitar 

A weirdly shaped instrument with usually six strings, goes BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM when you do a thing with your finger.

Person: I'm going to strum this guitar now.

Guitar: BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM

Guitar by ImbecileRat January 27, 2022

Gita

The nicest girl you’ll ever meet, not too pretty but she’s definitely something🤷 ♀️ If you meet a Gita, keep her close. Losing a Gita would be the biggest mistake of your worthless life ya fuckin loser. They get very depressive when their alone. She likes music, art, sleeping and cats. She tries to always do the right thing. She’s an incredibly sweet and forgiving girl. If u know a Gita, wife that hoe up. She’ll love you no matter what. She’s a loner, someone who always gets excluded. She doesn’t have many friends but gives those who are her friends, all of what she has to offer. And you already know she’s funny asf.

Yo, who’s that hot ass chick over there?
That’s Gita 🫣🤤

Gita by muvrei April 17, 2022

Ghia 

Ghia has the LARGEST COCK out of anyone. They are misogynistic, homophobic, and likes men!

‘Ghia is so cool. They probably get more bitches than I do’

‘Ghia has such a magnum dong’

Ghia by Sarcasticdoves May 8, 2022

goitat 

Wrestling technique that results in instant obliteration of the cock and balls. Typically done by a larger individual lifting the leg of a smaller individual then smashing their genitals in a gruesome fashion

Announcer: "What is this? No... No way... He's going for a goitat! The move made illegal in 115 countries! His opponents career could be over if this lands!"

goitat by Pollip June 7, 2022

Ghian 

Ghian is a wonderful pretty boy. He would protect the people he loves. During his free time, Ghian has a lot of hobbies to do when he's bored. Shy but open, his favorite stuff are to reconnect with friends and catch up on his relationships with people. Ghian is a cute guy, he's the "extroverted introvert" type. He is passionate, and works hard for what would make him content and happy. The most amazing and lovely features on Ghian are his eyes and smile, they're worth a million compliments and adoration. Ghian's got his own problems too, and he's a boy who often needs constant care and affection at sometimes. When he does need it, please give it to him.

Once you've got a Ghian in your life, you better not let that boy go. He is the best person ever.

Ghian by xanvi March 10, 2023

Gilmore Guitar 

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

Gilmore Guitar by Checter November 4, 2009

Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

Invisible Guitar by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009