German Backpacking

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it

Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom

by Immunocompromised May 04, 2015

German Oven

A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.

We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven

by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019

German Cookie

A teenage german girl that always has sex on her mind and is amazing at fucking. Refered to as a Sex Goddess.

1. So how was your night?

2. I had sex with this amazing German Cookie!!!

3. Lucky bastard!!

by X-boy May 04, 2009

german tank

rhyming slang for "wank"

he's having a german tank (wank)

by discokelly February 08, 2010

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 06, 2009

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 17, 2010

german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

by Cakester October 04, 2007