German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

German Boy

A sexy man with a hot face who makes a wonderful toy. He will leave you wanting more. And when your done it will a savory and sweet german taste in your mouth.

I want and need a German boy.

by mrcarylover April 25, 2019

Gerald

Gerald is the one gay best friend everyone can count on

I’m felling sad so I might talk to Gerald

by EdgeBeanUwO May 21, 2020

germanic

Of historical ethinic origin

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.

I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.

by heyyo134 July 8, 2005

germainiac

term used for someone who grinds on another's mom

Hey, dude, germainiac was grinding on your mom last night when they were drunk.

by Adam Ger April 21, 2007

Gerald's Game

pertaining to a Stephen King novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time.

That dominatrix would Gerald's Game you for the weekend if you piss her off.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006