don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

the fuck

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

fuck no

The ultimate of all negative answers.

One level above a regular no and two levels above a super no or hell no on the Negative Response Severity Scale (NRSS). This term is nearly synonymous with mega no.

WARNING: This term carries a highly hostile connotation. Be wary of your usage of this term.

Person A: Is the sky orange?
Person B: Fuck no! It's blue.

by Not Jeremy October 21, 2008

fuck-buddy

Person one can hook up with almost anytime, spend a night, and have no emotional attachment.

Jack and Jill were both happy being single; however, they both loved having the other as a fuck-buddy.

by Giant peach November 18, 2005

grapple fuck

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.

Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.

by ystava November 16, 2010

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006