dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.

Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.

by Scinterplex November 30, 2016

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

Creepy as fuck

Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.

Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"

by CarsonJ March 28, 2015

I will fuck you with that

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.

That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

by Faster Than Light January 28, 2020

don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

the fuck

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020