The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.
Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"
Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."
Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."
by C Burnett March 3, 2008
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Scene1:
Person 1has been in the sun for 7 hours straight:sup dude
Guy:dude! Ur fried!
Scene 2:
Person 2doesn't kno wut lotion iz:dude!
Guy:ur fried!
Person 1has been in the sun for 7 hours straight:sup dude
Guy:dude! Ur fried!
Scene 2:
Person 2doesn't kno wut lotion iz:dude!
Guy:ur fried!
by tha king 4w747wgagp09 August 8, 2008
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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!
Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 25, 2010
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Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.
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