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Team Zoo

Team Zoo is a team that runs shit, making them complete animals.
Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.
by Team Zoo June 10, 2009
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Team QA

The term given to a kick ass group of quality assurance engineers who do the jobs of the lazy ass support bitches while support sits around and cries that their funkgina hurts.
Those muthafuckin geniuses from Team QA gave every support bisnatch a Sleepy Steve while they were passed out at their desks.
by Sloth April 7, 2005
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Dream Team

A social group, sometimes "friends" that you hang out with because it is either them, nerds, or nobody. The members of a dream team will probably be popular or at least think they are popular. Although you hang out with them, you do not really fit in. You know that they do things all the time together, but you are almost never invited to join them. A lot of the time it is almost an honor if you do not fit in with them; if you do, then it is probably not a good thing. Sometimes people try to act like they are not part of one, but if they are in denial about it, then they are probably part of one. If you are in this situation you probably dream about what it would be like if you were included in the group, but you know that it won't actually happen. Even if you feel bad temporarily, you will have the last laugh in the end.
You- "Yeah Sis, it kind of sucks."
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"
by MusicDude88 January 31, 2009
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America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films
Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.
by Your mom March 17, 2005
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Team Swoll

A team composed of all guys who sit around and pinch each others nipples until they become swollen.
Hey Dude pinch my nipples I wanna get on Team Swoll
by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 29, 2010
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team just

during the inaugural year of hanover high, coach just was an inspirtational and influentual person to many of us. since then he has truly become the anally retentive person we knew he always was and refuses to carry on a conversation with any of his former oceanography students past "DAVIS" or "SULLIVAN." team just was created last may during a friendly church youth group game of laser qWest. by the way we weren't playing at the one on 19th street in the heart of the ghetto of the hood of richmond. there were no black people. it sucked. anyways, during this church scrimmage, myself, mills, pinson, hausenfluck, and chad aka cashmuny decided to form an alliance much like that naked guy richard and rudy did in the first Survivor. our alliance could not be stopped for one reason. we would yell out battle cries after every kill. that battle cry was "TEAM JUST!11!1"

to commemorate (spelling) this momentous occasion i purchased a $5 dogtag in chicago which reads "c-dav hanover high team just." i wear it around my neck to remind myself of the struggle my fellow white brethren faced as we conquered impossible odds of overthrowing the Carmen/Nick Wisner alliance that was steadily becoming the worst duo ever to be created.
"team just 4ever!11!1"
by c-dav January 20, 2005
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Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck June 30, 2008
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