Dinner Date Ghostie

When you are digitally communicating with a girl either online or via texting and everything is going great until you ask her on a date, then she stops communicating.

I thought things were going great with this girl i was talking to online. I texted her, she texted back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i texted her back, she texted me back, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner with me sometime and..... she gave me the dinner date ghostie. Haven't heard from her since.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.

After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!

by AndesMints December 9, 2011

Romanian Turkey dinner

When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it.

Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I gave her a Romanian turkey dinner to eat.

by Chesty McHooters December 3, 2007

big chicken dinner

An event that I invited PETA to.

I feel like chicken tonight... PETA's official theme song.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

Moroccan Dinner Party

a sexual act that is so disgusting that it cant be defined; When the act itself is so much worse in your head than it could ever be defined.

The only thing worse than a Cleveland Steamer is a Moroccan Dinner Party

by Travis J October 12, 2010

zero calorie dinner

something only carnivorous meat eaters suffer from (compared to vegans and maybe some forms of stricter vegetarians). Believed to be caused by the high animal fat and cholesterol shock on the body when too much meat is taken into a herbivore's (e.g. human) body.

Man i knew i shouldn't have eaten that #1 at McDonalds after not eating meat for a week. even without the milkshake it was a zero calorie dinner

Although Tom had a zero calorie dinner from chili's, when his blood was taken 20 mins later he still had fat stuck to the test tube like elmers glue from all the animal meat he had eaten.

by GO DJ HaKa September 14, 2011

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022