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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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Family pig

How many times have you drawn family pig today?

2000.
by Family guy poopers September 12, 2023
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All in the family

A underrated korn song that as a gay person is a banger.
Jon: I gey
Fred: KoRn oN ThE CoB ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜
Garf durt: you better watch your mouth jon
Jon: It's all in the family Garfield
by B2ig November 28, 2022
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Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
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Scrap Family

The neighbor family who has scraps of various shit (toys, furniture, random lawn tools never put away) in the yard. One can only assume the many children who reside there are the scraps leftover from a few different relationships along the way. They have scrap dogs too (several dogs not cared for and always running amuck).
Did you see that scrap family who moved in next door?

I ran into a scrap family and their scrap dogsthe other day.
by ShakerFranklin August 27, 2021
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