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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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Lizama Family

The Lizama Family is a strong family full of love god bless them
I wanna be part of the Lizama Family
by Rayraylili October 25, 2020
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Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!
by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010
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Family gc

The goatest gc on anitwt
" Wow, are they from family gc?"
"Yes"
by Spitting November 10, 2021
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Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.
My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.
by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017
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