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florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
by Darthspock March 8, 2022
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trenton florida

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
by Redneck junky December 24, 2016
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Plantation Florida

Located in the heart of Broward county also XxxTentacion’s birthplace. Plantation is a Mixing pot of low income to wealthy statutred citizens and influenced by many cultures. neighboring city’s like Davie (where the Yee haws get down), lauderhill, sunrise, and Drakes favorite weston.
Plantation Florida
“No more grabba Leaf in plantation?!? “
*Basically the end of the world for all high school potheads*
by Bapo March 27, 2019
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Florida Panhandle Controversy

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.
So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?
by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010
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Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011
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Florida Boy

An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.
Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?
by A Florida Boy January 17, 2020
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Smells like Florida

Any odor that is damp or unpleasant. A rancid egg-like aroma. A sweaty musty smell. If a smell surrounds you and feels like it is penetrating your body and is inescapable then one would say that it "Smells like Florida".
Those boiled eggs "Smell like Florida".

What are you cooking!? It "Smells like Florida", damn!

After I let one rip he walked back into the room and said, "damn, it "smells like Florida" in here"!
by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010
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