Floorganization

Where everything in the bedroom is thrown on to the floor, therefore things are found easier.

"I found what I was looking for on my floordrobe, I've got such good floorganization.

by floorganized July 12, 2009

Floorblower

A woman who reaches up to your waist in height; makes for easy head

"Dude, that chick is so short. She's like a floorblower"

by dickonparole April 12, 2010

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011