1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
by do it for lacy November 5, 2009
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Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"
Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009
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"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
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"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
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