Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 02, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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The Buxton Family

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family men ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything
The Buxton Family are very rich
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Ingham Family

"Ingham Family" are 7 British youtube performers who began in 2015 and now have over 1 million channel subscribers (2022). They were famous for daily vlogging, having babies, and overindulging their children with Christmas and birthday presents.

In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
"Too bad the dad tried to skinny dip with that young girl in Florida, otherwise the Ingham family would still be popular."
"I'd never forgive my dad for going after girls and hurting my mom and family, I hope the Ingham family fans never find out."
by hedgesdlux April 22, 2022
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family disruption

Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up
My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.
by LordVader73 June 07, 2023
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Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.
"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"
by leeislove April 04, 2015
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