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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.
"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"
by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013
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family disruption

Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up
My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.
by LordVader73 June 7, 2023
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Ordy Family

A family of all gods. They are the most feared on earth. Do not challenge them they will tear you into shreds than use you as a topping to their meal on their great feast. The ordy family is horrifying do not attempt to diss them, that's suicide...
I am sorry ordy family I will not D ride you ever again and I am your son. You own me
by HORDY.x July 13, 2023
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familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.
Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.
by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019
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