Facebook Lesbian 

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.

Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."

Facebook Lesbian by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006

Facebook OCD

Involuntary compulsive behavior marked by repetitious actions related to using Facebook. Withdrawal symptoms and increasing anxiety will occur if compulsive actions are not performed within a certain time period.

You: "I just need to see what my friends are up to."

Me: "But you checked five minutes ago."

You: "I just need to check."

Me: "I think you suffer from Facebook OCD."

You: "Whatever."

Facebook OCD by Big Ben in Chicago October 17, 2010

Facebook Slave 

Someone who spends prolonged amounts of time on Facebook everyday.

Teacher: Your last essay was very poor

Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir

Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave

Facebook Slave by Bree Pig March 4, 2010

Facebook Mom 

A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.

She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:

Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?

Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.

Facebook Mom by th3g1rln3xtd00r April 27, 2011

Facebook Detective 

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

Facebook Detective by ursidae August 19, 2009

facebook suicide 

When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.

Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.

facebook suicide by sjkyr4 March 16, 2009

Facebook Zombie 

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

Facebook Zombie by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010