English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

English cunt

Every single English person in England their all dirty bastards that finger each other’s fannies and stink of shit all day.

I seen the English cunts fucking shit head pricks

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

ap english language and composition

"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board

3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos

Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you

by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

English people

"Tend to be cry babies on xbox live."

And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.

English people, right now lets get on with the definition:

English person: "oh no you got me again"

Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."

English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"

by Englishandproud August 8, 2009

english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.

Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.

by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010

engrish

A folm of Engrish chalactelized by bad tlansration flom Japanese by someone who is decent at tlansrating vocaburaly but has a pool glasp of Engrish glammal. Tends to be a wold-by-wold ritelar tlansration with humolous lesurts fol native Engrish speakels. Engrish is most common in ord video games and anime subtitres.

Arr youl base ale berong to us. (In plopel engrish: Youl bases ale arr undel oul contlor.)

A winnel is you. (You win.)

by Ukuk August 6, 2006