software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

Engineer

An engineer is one who runs a train on a chick.

Last night, we all hit it one after another. We are engineers!

by Regulator April 30, 2006

search engine

Shamelessly endorses other websites by letting people add their sites to a great big list of sites.

I searched 'Ancient Egyptian Remains' on the search engine and got 14 000 results, mainly consisting of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

search engine

Special Web sites that allow you to search for stuff, like pictures, CDs, jobs and even other Web sites.

Google is a very quick and efficient search engine

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Car Engine

Your penis

Did you see my boyfriends car engine?
Yeah, it went so far in!

by Fred McBob May 20, 2009

Rotary Engine

The Balls

Man did you see that? it must be a rotary engine it had the balls!

by Cleathy November 30, 2009

Engrish

broken English as if, but not necessarily, spoken from one whose mother tongue is an Asian language

Origin: from commonly-referred-to and mistaken allegations of swappings of "L's" and "R's" in Asian languages

Harry described how he saw a lot of "Engrish" on signs while he was on a recent vacation in Tokyo.

by Steven M. August 21, 2004