User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
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Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?
Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?
Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?
Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
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The six north-easternmost American states, located north and west of New York (north of Long Island, which is part of NY). Historically, eastern New York is occasionally included as part of New England (Vermont was actually part of NY at one point), but today it consists of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
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The North of England starts at the bottom of Yorkshire, so fuck off Birmingham, you southern softies.
The North of England starts at the bottom of Yorkshire, so fuck off Birmingham, you southern softies.
by MarleyB12345 February 26, 2011
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"They misunderestimated me."
"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"They misunderestimated me."
"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
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