crusty dick energy

The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.

Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.

This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.

Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?

Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?

by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022

yassified girlboss energy

Girlbosses who give off yassified energy

Wow he/she/they really gives of yassified Girlboss energy

by LGM_14 March 4, 2022

Big Dick energy

To have big dick energy one would have to be confident, yet humble. When somebody has Big Dick energy they wont admit it, it is silent aura

she may be a girl but abbey has big dick energy

by Juaque gonzalez May 12, 2021

big zaddy energy

When a nigga is feeling his self because his dick is big and he fucked a lot of people

Jay was walking in the hall like he has that big zaddy energy

by Saytrucedabratꨄ August 11, 2021

God of energy drinks

Its the god of energy drinks. The one who makes each and every flavor and kind. This god doesnt care what people think of its drinks as long as tried it is happy.

"The god of energy drinks have blessed us with a new flavor coming soon."

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

small dick energy

what your boyfriend has

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend

by Yruey March 20, 2023

bi wife energy

"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy

"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"

by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021