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Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
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Dork

A Jewish-Italian person who deviates from the typical social norm
Eli: “yo have you talked to that new girl Gianna at all? I heard she’s Jewish
Matt: “yeah and Italian, she’s kinda weird”
Eli: “oh she’s a dork”
by lebronjamesfatass August 5, 2021
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Renessa is an absolute dork, a cute one though”
by Serqet January 30, 2023
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Person who sit in the bathtub farts and attempts to eat the bubbles. Dorking for bubbles.
Get that dork a snorkel he's going to choke on the bubbles.
by Reboot Rodriguez October 21, 2021
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Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.
Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.
by skaughtto November 2, 2023
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Cute , odd , silly and mostly socially awkward person . When a girl calls a guy a dork , it's affectionate , when a guy calls a guy a dork it's either affectionate or to ridicule the other person.
Jack Sparrow is the funny , cool guy . Will Turner is the adorable dork.
by Potc lolololol June 13, 2017
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Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
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