i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
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by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

diarrheanal

The act of giving anal sex to such a sex starved bitch that even while having an extreme case of diarrhea shes is down to have her ass gaped by one or numerous pork swords.

I asked that hoe what are you up to tonight, in reply she said I am extremely hungry I asked if she was down for a crave case and some anal so after about a dozen sliders i took her home and gave her some good old fashion diarrheanal.

Why buy lube when you can produce shit.

by nigga doosh!!!!!!!!!! October 17, 2009

diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.

"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"

by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018

Diarrealization

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.

Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever

by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011

diarrheets

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

by newsvava February 9, 2009

diarrhoea panic

Sudden panic caused by diarrhoea.

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.

by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

diarrheabedis

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.

I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.

by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010