text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

by DrZoo July 19, 2011

Software Destruction Fetish

A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.

Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.

by cskink February 4, 2015

box destroyer

One who destroys many a boxes

Ryan Reynolds is a real box destroyer.

by Shellholder November 12, 2017

Callie Destruction

Is when you see someone named callie going sicko mode when you steal her marijuana

hey is that girl going callie destruction

by holysend101 January 11, 2019

The Destroyer

Some say he is a gift from God, and are honored to be in his inimitable presence. Others feel that he raises the sexual bar impossibly high, leaving any subsequent lover to settle for a dismal second place. The Destroyer is a man who takes the Shatner and levels up. He will ensure that only the finest quality sandwich fixins are used, replaces the classic mayo with miracle whip, and invites every Shatnerette in a 50 mile radius to participate in the festivities. If The Destroyer is involved the Shatner becomes a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.

I thought he was just going to Shatner me, little did I know I had met The Destroyer. There was so much miracle whip and so many feet, I’ve never experienced such orgasmic joy. Nothing will be the same after this. I guess that’s why they call him The Destroyer.

by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

whom destroyer

a 14 year old boy named louis who calls beautiful woman; gremlin, midget, loser, stupid idiot, and bozo!

i hate you whom destroyer

by lilydestroyswhoms December 16, 2021

Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003