Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

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doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi April 28, 2018

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self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez January 05, 2018

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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 04, 2024

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deal-hunter

A person who searches for the lowest price of a product or a service (usually online) making use of discounts, promos or coupons. The common practice is that they buy stuff at an unusually low price for the product's worth, whether or not they actually require it.

The deal-hunter stacked up some coupons over the usual discount to buy the mobile phone for just 120 bucks.

I deal-hunted and bought a earphone for just 5$ - I've already got 2 such and dunno what I'm gonna do with this.

by Neo1 July 26, 2014

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