david

A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.

David is so gay. His ears a huge.

by girl who hates david July 26, 2009

david

usually short,wears glasses

dude, David is so short

by gyujj March 22, 2017

david

david is normally very good looking and has abbs. This means hes also very much a 'doosher' and is a player. He will go through the whole school of girls in just one year. BEWARE : he will play you like a sucker and embasress you infornt of everyone , people you know and dont.

ooh god , have you seeen all of his girlfriends? he muct be a david.

by hahahahhahahhahahahhhahhahahga December 13, 2009

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020