Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018

Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake

I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper

by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

diaparticulitis

An inflammatory condition in which toddlers become exceedingly angry if the parent changes the brand of diaper to which they have become accustomed.

"To save money I bought new diapers at the bulk warehouse store, but little Jessica experienced a full blown attack of diaparticulitis when I put them on her. There goes $50!"

by emayemay April 19, 2019

Diapertribe

From diatribe and diaper = a long and windy speech from an infantile mind.

It was a long meandering speech signifying nothing and diapertribe came to my mind

by vivauganda April 24, 2019

Dialrrhea

When your f'n phone gets food, oil, water, or sweat on the screen and it freaks out...
Calling, or texting out gibberish or deleting contacts or just overall acting like it is possessed buttdial

Generally highly selective in that it is always the last person you want to call or text...

Dude i'm really sorry abt this... my f'n phone has Dialrrhea

by no pha que July 16, 2019

Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown

I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster

by henryhess26 October 16, 2019