Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Vegan desert

An neighborhood, that isn't a food desert by itself but has no option for vegans.

St Michel street in Montreal Canada is q vegan desert, having no businesses that serve vegan food.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2022

Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.

I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.

by The Utah king May 11, 2022

Resource Desert

A place that would have resources, since resources are abundant, if White People weren't hogging them all.

"East Aurora is a Resource Desert when it comes to mental health care, but Naperville has 200 therapists per square mile"

by Dr. Gudor July 16, 2022