dairy queen

a lactating MILF who gets fucked on a regular basis by an assortment of cocks.

John fucked a dairy queen last night.

by Ailing Vomit April 24, 2010

Dairy Whore

Someone who whorded all the dairy products in your house/store.

My sister drank the entire gallon of milk. That stupid little Dairy Whore!

by Milk Monkey June 9, 2005

the daily show

one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++

Airs on comedy central,
Mon. thru Thurs. at 11PM/10C

by just some girl March 25, 2005

dairy queen swirl

A shit with a curved end to it.

Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

Daisy Sanchez

The sexual act where one of the partners is obese and during sexual intercourse her fat bounces up and down making a horrible noise, sounding like your rubbing seran wrap together.

Jeff brought home a girl who looked like she could pull a real good daisy sanchez.

by Antonioe January 15, 2011

daisy cutter

An immense ass blast that cause shock waves in a toilet bowl. Named after the military bomb that has a similar effect.

Dude, I ran to the bathroom and unleashed a daisy cutter in the bowl.

by DenverFlubb August 20, 2010

Dairy Queen

When in the process of taking a dook, you swirl your ass in a circular motion, creating an ice cream cone effect. However, it is not a true Dairy Queen without the trademark Dairy Queen "hook" on the top.

Man, I made the perfect Dairy Queen today. Luckily I had the perfect consistency.

by Nutztradamus December 14, 2010