Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"

Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Cheating Cunt

Thierry Henry

Ye handled the ball ye cheating cunt

by blaa-boy November 20, 2009

cunt off

1. fuck off
2. go to hell

you're not getting your money back so cunt off

by ujustwait84 September 12, 2003

cunt kit

The kit bought from Halfords or similar motorist's chain store designed to make a modern car look stupid. Preferred modification of choice by Burberry capped townies. Usually involves body coloured 'skirts', and a large and pointless spoiler. Most commonly found on Citroen Saxos, Vauxhall Corsas and Ford Kas.

"Look at the cunt kit on that car."

by SPF December 12, 2003

cunt fish

A nasty stank puss you don't wanna go near.

Dude I almost had to eat cunt fish last night.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Cunt

Cunt basically means cunt

Me: Oi u cunt get over here
Cunt: No

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Cunt-Faced-Whore

A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.

Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.

by JohnM August 31, 2005